tyleroakley: lalalovedisney: What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?
Dear parking cops:
There are three questions every woman should be able to answer yes to before she...– Slammed- Colleen Hoover (via midwestern-darling)
zxcvbnmloldiaz: Do you ever get that feeling when you know you shouldn’t get so upset over something so little but you can’t help it?
dulect: when people say years young instead of years old
When Someone Asks If I Have Studying To Do
janecrocker: janecrocker: i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
When I start feeling like summer is coming and...
Trying to study for finals
My relationship with my mom
whatshouldwecallme: In high school: Now:
When someone I hate starts talking
When it's finally Friday
tsunderrorist: if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
How it feels when finals sneak up on you
How I feel about my bed in the mornings
When I start to remember everything I drunk ate
Working out with my boyfriend
When people start getting into an intense...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m just like,
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thewaymyheartbeats: Not a single one of your ancestors has ever failed in getting laid (Most people on tumblr will probably break the chain) If you are 80 years old, you have lived through over 1/3 of America’s history At one point, you were the youngest person in the world. If a woman who is an only child has all boys (or no children at all), they are ending a chain of women that has been...
Getting out of bed on a Monday
When I'm drunk-babbling to my boyfriend as I'm...
My Sunday itinerary
When I'm trying to see if my boyfriend is awake
When I wake up and remember everything I drunk-ate
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